♉6 - video/action for goldenrod

[commune]

[ once again (as usual?), Tavros is in distress. the angle of the video is kind of odd, as if it's being taken from the floor, and... that's because it is. Tavros is on the ground, and the camera is pointing at his wheelchair, which should be empty since he's not in it, but... ]



[ WHAT THE HELL. ]

Uhh. Is anyone else seeing the thing that I'm seeing, right now... because I'm a little bit confused about the logistics of this thing that I'm looking at, which is, I guess, this dirt monster that is on my four-wheel device, but, uhh... I don't know how it got there. And it won't go away so that I can get up, so I'm sort of having a problem with a lot of things right now.

[ Dig! this little bastard ain't moving, no sirree. behind the camera, Tavros makes a disgruntled sort of noise, and some passersby can be heard making commentary and giggling in the background, which... makes Tavros kind of whine a second time. ]

Diglett, you're being rude, a little bit. You don't even have legs, uhh, for being paralyzed. Please move!

[ Dig! (nope.) ]

Comments

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Pfft. Seems appropriate to me.

[bullieve.livejournal.com]

But it's not, because I should be the one on the four-wheel device, and not the Diglett. He can crawl around in the dirt and things that dirt beasts do, much more effectively.

[Video]

[wakalaka4osaka.livejournal.com]

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Can it even get th' wheels movin'?

[Video]

[bullieve.livejournal.com]

No, or, uhh, at least, I don't think so, because that's an action which requires arms, usually.

[pluckapetal.livejournal.com]

Wow! How did that even happen?

[bullieve.livejournal.com]

I don't know exactly what the way is that it happened, just that, uhh, I was sitting, and then suddenly, the Diglett came up and it pushed me out of my four-wheel device, and commandeered it.

[ video ]

[ladderpuns]

...Actually, that's pretty smart. A wheelchair probably would be useful for Pokémon that don't have legs.

[ video ]

[bullieve.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes, I guess it would be, except that probably it could travel faster using the dirt that it lives in, instead of, being inexplicably in a four-wheel device. At least, uhh, that's what I was thinking.

Action

[recklessmisstep.livejournal.com]

[ He stares for a minute before actually, you know, walking over. ]

Hey, do you...need any help? [ Stupid question, but he's still trying to wrap his head around the situation. ]

Action

[bullieve.livejournal.com]

Oh, uh.

[ well it is a pretty strange situation. spanish-looking crippled kid with pointy teeth laying in the middle of the street and a diglett in a wheelchair. just another day in goldenrod. ]

I'm not sure, I think maybe I might, since Diglett won't vacate my four-wheel device...

[voice]

[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

... What in the world...?

[voice]

[bullieve.livejournal.com]

That's sort of the thing that I said, too, when I saw what was going on with the situation that I'm currently finding myself in...

[ video ]

[uuing]

[ Maria seems to be concerned with whole other matters than the fact that the Diglett needs to move. ]

Uu-.. that looks fun! Maria wants to try too, uu-uu-!

[ video ]

[bullieve.livejournal.com]

Uhh, what part of the thing that you're possibly seeing looks like fun, I'm a little bit confused.

[ oh no. it's going to be an uu vs. uhh battle up in here. ]

[Video]

[babel_hacker]

...How can it even get buried into the wheelchair?

[Video]

[bullieve.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure. Uhh, there's no dirt on the chair for it to kind of, I guess, pop out of, so... I...

[ ... Q__Q HE DOESN'T KNOW ]

[Video]

[demonbuddy.livejournal.com]

I thought they needed dirt in order to move around ?....

[Video]

[bullieve.livejournal.com]

That's sort of what I thought too, based on what I determined from looking at this thing, the dirt monster, and also from trying to talk to it, but it's not really explaining to me how, uhh, the thing that it's doing right now is even possible.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[Okay, Heather's first reaction is a visceral 'oh god no wheelchair' one. Because... well, as weird as it sounds? Wheelchair phobia.]

[But then she gets over it in favor of being weirded out by the... subject... of the video.]</sub>

... That doesn't even... make sense.

_{[Diglett what are you doing in that chair. That doesn't even make sense.]}

[Video]

[bullieve.livejournal.com]

It makes the opposite of sense, honestly, the more I look at it, and, uhh, I'm still not really sure what to do about it regarding making it vacate my seat.

[ diglett, I mean it! you're ridiculous. ]

action hoooooooo!

[8etterl8.livejournal.com]

[So Vriska's strolling along, minding her own business (sorta), thinking about what she might like to have(steal) for lunch. Maybe some of those delicious cookies. Though she'd been told those weren't a meal. Still they were good. And who cared if they weren-- what was Tavros doing on the ground........?

Furthermore, what was on his four-wheel device.]

Tavros........

What is that?

action \o/

[bullieve.livejournal.com]

[ oh good. this means the situation is about to get worse, or... no, yeah, it's probably just going to get worse. ]

It's, uhh, a Diglett, I think, because that's what it told me it was.

video;

[strideways]

[ Welp. Can't pass this one up. Eyebrow cocked over his shades— ]

Having a little difficulty taming the Diglett?

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[bullieve.livejournal.com]

[ oh how the tables have turned. ]

Yes! It's a very stubborn monster, the likes of which I have never encountered, possibly, and also maybe the rudest, regarding its verbal responses to things that I say to it.

[video]

[doorjammer.livejournal.com]

Fucking Digletts, how do they work?

[video]

[bullieve.livejournal.com]

Not in a way that makes sense, is what I'm thinking, since sensible is a thing that this situation definitely isn't, uhh, in any way.

[sadisticwarfare.livejournal.com]

[...What is he even looking at.]

[You know, he probably shouldn't be surprised by anything in this world anymore.]

Why don't you simply recall it to its capsule?

[bullieve.livejournal.com]

It doesn't have one, because of the part where it, uhh, isn't mine, and just sort of popped up all of a sudden. But, uhh, I was thinking possibly of trying to capture it so that containment would be a solution that I could employ.

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[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

[Just...staring. And he thought Digletts couldn't get any weirder.]

...how? Tavros, how in the... what?

[WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON RIGHT NOW?]

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[bullieve.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I'm very confused, and also a little bit troubled. The more I look at it, uhh, the weirder it gets to being, at a fairly dramatic rate of increase!

[ NOT SCIENCE THAT'S FOR SURE. ]

[Video]

[railsb4pails.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should wiggle the four-wheel device so much that it falls off!

[Video]

[bullieve.livejournal.com]

Oh, huh, I could maybe try that too, since I'm mostly confident that it isn't actually attached to the four-wheel device in any logical, uhh, or visible way...