♉6 - video/action for goldenrod

[commune]

[ once again (as usual?), Tavros is in distress. the angle of the video is kind of odd, as if it's being taken from the floor, and... that's because it is. Tavros is on the ground, and the camera is pointing at his wheelchair, which should be empty since he's not in it, but... ]



[ WHAT THE HELL. ]

Uhh. Is anyone else seeing the thing that I'm seeing, right now... because I'm a little bit confused about the logistics of this thing that I'm looking at, which is, I guess, this dirt monster that is on my four-wheel device, but, uhh... I don't know how it got there. And it won't go away so that I can get up, so I'm sort of having a problem with a lot of things right now.

[ Dig! this little bastard ain't moving, no sirree. behind the camera, Tavros makes a disgruntled sort of noise, and some passersby can be heard making commentary and giggling in the background, which... makes Tavros kind of whine a second time. ]

Diglett, you're being rude, a little bit. You don't even have legs, uhh, for being paralyzed. Please move!

[ Dig! (nope.) ]

Comments

[trollsbackwards.livejournal.com]

You probably deserved it.

[bullieve.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I guess maybe there might be a reason such as that for it, but, uhh, I still think it was a little bit impolite of Diglett to do.

[trollsbackwards.livejournal.com]

You'd think that with your ability to commune in the past, that it would fucking help you with these things.

[bullieve.livejournal.com]

I still can do that, uhh, the communing, but the Diglett is just ignoring me, mostly.

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a personal problem.

[bullieve.livejournal.com]

Yes, possibly. He said some kind of rude expletives at me, actually, so maybe there's just a thing that he doesn't like, regarding me, which is entirely a thing that's possible.

[ diglett outright said "fuck you." diglett is a dick. ]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

[ it's a dicklett! ]

Grow a pair, Nitram.

[bullieve.livejournal.com]

Huh?

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

You're the fucking trainer, dipshit.

[bullieve.livejournal.com]

But it's not mine! The, uhh, the dirt monster. I didn't capture it, it just sort of... uhh... showed up.

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

So capture it.

[bullieve.livejournal.com]

... do you think I should?

[ he's not sure if he should. it's a very rude and inappropriate and logic-defying diglett. ]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

That's what trainers are fucking supposed to do.

[bullieve.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess so... at least then maybe I could, uhh, keep him in the capsule so that he doesn't keep occupying my four-wheel device inappropriately. And illogically, that too.

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

No, you think?

[bullieve.livejournal.com]

I do think so, uhh, yes. So, uhh..

[ excuse him while he fumbles for a spare Pokeball. it's really awkward to throw from the ground and he actually... misses the first time, tossing it at the side of the wheelchair where it bounces off and rolls back to him. but on the second try--

Diglett knocks the ball away. :| ]

Oh no!

[trollsbackwards.livejournal.com]

Do you even fucking know what you're doing?

[bullieve.livejournal.com]

Yes! I did it this way, uhh, before, only without missing that one time, but the beasts never knocked the capsules away before.

[trollsbackwards.livejournal.com]

So wear it the fuck down.

[bullieve.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes. Okay.

[ then he will just be sending his Tauros to do that. only Rufio says the pokemon equivalent of FUCK THIS SHIT!!! and just rams into the chair... seconds after the Diglett absconds from it. ]

Wow, uhh, okay, this really isn't working, Rufio. Stop.

[ ...no now he's just thrashing the wheelchair mercilessly. ]

Stop!

[ nope. ]

... okay, um, Karkat. Could you please pretend you aren't watching this, we're having, I guess, technical difficulties.

[trollsbackwards.livejournal.com]

[ gladly.

he's hanging up. ]

[bullieve.livejournal.com]

[ he has never been more glad to be hung up on in his life. ]