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♉6 - video/action for goldenrod
[ once again (as usual?), Tavros is in distress. the angle of the video is kind of odd, as if it's being taken from the floor, and... that's because it is. Tavros is on the ground, and the camera is pointing at his wheelchair, which should be empty since he's not in it, but... ]
[ WHAT THE HELL. ]
Uhh. Is anyone else seeing the thing that I'm seeing, right now... because I'm a little bit confused about the logistics of this thing that I'm looking at, which is, I guess, this dirt monster that is on my four-wheel device, but, uhh... I don't know how it got there. And it won't go away so that I can get up, so I'm sort of having a problem with a lot of things right now.
[ Dig! this little bastard ain't moving, no sirree. behind the camera, Tavros makes a disgruntled sort of noise, and some passersby can be heard making commentary and giggling in the background, which... makes Tavros kind of whine a second time. ]
Diglett, you're being rude, a little bit. You don't even have legs, uhh, for being paralyzed. Please move!
[ Dig! (nope.) ]
[ WHAT THE HELL. ]
Uhh. Is anyone else seeing the thing that I'm seeing, right now... because I'm a little bit confused about the logistics of this thing that I'm looking at, which is, I guess, this dirt monster that is on my four-wheel device, but, uhh... I don't know how it got there. And it won't go away so that I can get up, so I'm sort of having a problem with a lot of things right now.
[ Dig! this little bastard ain't moving, no sirree. behind the camera, Tavros makes a disgruntled sort of noise, and some passersby can be heard making commentary and giggling in the background, which... makes Tavros kind of whine a second time. ]
Diglett, you're being rude, a little bit. You don't even have legs, uhh, for being paralyzed. Please move!
[ Dig! (nope.) ]
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Wait, don't hurt it!
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She moves to grab the chair and attempts to upend the Diglett.]
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Oh noooo.
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Tavros just kind of makes the icon face as he watches all this. ]
How, uhh... how...
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Then she's looking at Tavros. This is his fault somehow.]
How the hell is it even doing that!? What is wrong with your dirty dirt thing!
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[ oh good, the lady human is yelling at the nolegs boy human. this is most favorable. Diglett joins in with its typical vulgar commentary and after a moment Tavros' face goes bright red. ]
Annoying and illogical and very impolite!
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[Still yelling at Tavros like this is his fault. Jeeze, why can't you explain away this gravity defying feat you useless thing!]
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I don't know!
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Jegus, calm down.
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It's just, it's very loud, you and then the Diglett that is screaming in my head, and, uhh, it would be nice if you would both stop, or at least yell quieter.
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Anyway, why haven't you done anything about it. You're just letting it push you around. What happened to taking control of dumb beasts in situations like this, huh!?
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[ hey look, Tavros might actually be starting to get agitated. ]
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Impudent little bastard indeed! You shouldn't take that shit!
[And she reaches down to grab a Pokeball from her bag.]
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[ >8| FUCK YEAH HE IS GETTING PUMPED UP. all the way down there uselessly sprawled on the ground, yep. ]
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[And enlarging the Pokéball]
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[ >8||||||||||||
Diglett is watching warily. ]
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action done!
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wait.
huh? ]
no subject
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Oh.
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Both of you! Just fucking wimpy wimpster wusses! I have to do everything for you! Eeeeeeeeverything!
[Kicks the wheel chair again, just barely in favor of not kicking the Magikarp. Baaaaaaaarely.]
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