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♉6 - video/action for goldenrod
[ once again (as usual?), Tavros is in distress. the angle of the video is kind of odd, as if it's being taken from the floor, and... that's because it is. Tavros is on the ground, and the camera is pointing at his wheelchair, which should be empty since he's not in it, but... ]
[ WHAT THE HELL. ]
Uhh. Is anyone else seeing the thing that I'm seeing, right now... because I'm a little bit confused about the logistics of this thing that I'm looking at, which is, I guess, this dirt monster that is on my four-wheel device, but, uhh... I don't know how it got there. And it won't go away so that I can get up, so I'm sort of having a problem with a lot of things right now.
[ Dig! this little bastard ain't moving, no sirree. behind the camera, Tavros makes a disgruntled sort of noise, and some passersby can be heard making commentary and giggling in the background, which... makes Tavros kind of whine a second time. ]
Diglett, you're being rude, a little bit. You don't even have legs, uhh, for being paralyzed. Please move!
[ Dig! (nope.) ]
[ WHAT THE HELL. ]
Uhh. Is anyone else seeing the thing that I'm seeing, right now... because I'm a little bit confused about the logistics of this thing that I'm looking at, which is, I guess, this dirt monster that is on my four-wheel device, but, uhh... I don't know how it got there. And it won't go away so that I can get up, so I'm sort of having a problem with a lot of things right now.
[ Dig! this little bastard ain't moving, no sirree. behind the camera, Tavros makes a disgruntled sort of noise, and some passersby can be heard making commentary and giggling in the background, which... makes Tavros kind of whine a second time. ]
Diglett, you're being rude, a little bit. You don't even have legs, uhh, for being paralyzed. Please move!
[ Dig! (nope.) ]
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Then she's looking at Tavros. This is his fault somehow.]
How the hell is it even doing that!? What is wrong with your dirty dirt thing!
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[ oh good, the lady human is yelling at the nolegs boy human. this is most favorable. Diglett joins in with its typical vulgar commentary and after a moment Tavros' face goes bright red. ]
Annoying and illogical and very impolite!
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[Still yelling at Tavros like this is his fault. Jeeze, why can't you explain away this gravity defying feat you useless thing!]
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I don't know!
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Jegus, calm down.
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It's just, it's very loud, you and then the Diglett that is screaming in my head, and, uhh, it would be nice if you would both stop, or at least yell quieter.
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Anyway, why haven't you done anything about it. You're just letting it push you around. What happened to taking control of dumb beasts in situations like this, huh!?
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[ hey look, Tavros might actually be starting to get agitated. ]
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Impudent little bastard indeed! You shouldn't take that shit!
[And she reaches down to grab a Pokeball from her bag.]
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[ >8| FUCK YEAH HE IS GETTING PUMPED UP. all the way down there uselessly sprawled on the ground, yep. ]
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[And enlarging the Pokéball]
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[ >8||||||||||||
Diglett is watching warily. ]
action 1/3
action 2/3
action 3/4
action done!
1/3
wait.
huh? ]
no subject
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Oh.
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Both of you! Just fucking wimpy wimpster wusses! I have to do everything for you! Eeeeeeeeverything!
[Kicks the wheel chair again, just barely in favor of not kicking the Magikarp. Baaaaaaaarely.]
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also Diglett has had enough of this shit and is promptly absconding from the wheelchair, only to pop up again half an inch away from Vriska, and then back down, and then up again somewhere else, like a whack-a-mole. DIG! ]
Boo.
[ see, isn't he nice, he half-heartedly translated the poke-speak and everything. ]
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Bet you think this is funny! You do, don't you! Well you won't think it's so funny when I punt you out the fucking window!
[And she takes a swing at it with her foot]
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dig dig dig dig! ]
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man, now all that obnoxious tripping up was for naught. Diglett will just have to take its unnecessary frustrations out on the fish instead. except before it gets the chance to, it's getting charged at by a bull.
and i don't mean the Tauros. i mean Tavros is actually crawling toward it at an alarming speed for someone with useless legs and looking pretty incensed. and also probably kind of crazy with his face all tear-streaked and dirty from the pavement. ]
Stop! Go away and just, just leave them alone!
[ AND BEHOLD, THE DIGLETT ABSCONDS. Tavroskarp will live to flop another day. ]