commune | ♉6 - video/action for goldenrod

[ once again (as usual?), Tavros is in distress. the angle of the video is kind of odd, as if it's being taken from the floor, and... that's because it is. Tavros is on the ground, and the camera is pointing at his wheelchair, which should be empty since he's not in it, but... ]

[ WHAT THE HELL. ]

Uhh. Is anyone else seeing the thing that I'm seeing, right now... because I'm a little bit confused about the logistics of this thing that I'm looking at, which is, I guess, this dirt monster that is on my four-wheel device, but, uhh... I don't know how it got there. And it won't go away so that I can get up, so I'm sort of having a problem with a lot of things right now.

[ Dig! this little bastard ain't moving, no sirree. behind the camera, Tavros makes a disgruntled sort of noise, and some passersby can be heard making commentary and giggling in the background, which... makes Tavros kind of whine a second time. ]

Diglett, you're being rude, a little bit. You don't even have legs, uhh, for being paralyzed. Please move!

[ Dig! (nope.) ]

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And YOU! [Don't even get her started on that Diglett.]

Bet you think this is funny! You do, don't you! Well you won't think it's so funny when I punt you out the fucking window!

[And she takes a swing at it with her foot]

[ it is too crafty for even you, sorry, Vriska. Tavros would probably take the opportunity to be mildly entertained by this, and that might even be why the Diglett's trying to trip her up in the first place, but he's kind of busy crying on the sidewalk. |:

dig dig dig dig! ]

[The Diglett does succeed in quite literally tripping her up and she falls backwards flat on her ass. And Tavros the Magikarp is flopping away right in front of her.]

[ Aa ha ha! Did you see, useless nolegs human? She fell! ...hey, stop crying!

man, now all that obnoxious tripping up was for naught. Diglett will just have to take its unnecessary frustrations out on the fish instead. except before it gets the chance to, it's getting charged at by a bull.

and i don't mean the Tauros. i mean Tavros is actually crawling toward it at an alarming speed for someone with useless legs and looking pretty incensed. and also probably kind of crazy with his face all tear-streaked and dirty from the pavement. ]

Stop! Go away and just, just leave them alone!

[ AND BEHOLD, THE DIGLETT ABSCONDS. Tavroskarp will live to flop another day. ]