commune | ♉6 - video/action for goldenrod

[ once again (as usual?), Tavros is in distress. the angle of the video is kind of odd, as if it's being taken from the floor, and... that's because it is. Tavros is on the ground, and the camera is pointing at his wheelchair, which should be empty since he's not in it, but... ]

[ WHAT THE HELL. ]

Uhh. Is anyone else seeing the thing that I'm seeing, right now... because I'm a little bit confused about the logistics of this thing that I'm looking at, which is, I guess, this dirt monster that is on my four-wheel device, but, uhh... I don't know how it got there. And it won't go away so that I can get up, so I'm sort of having a problem with a lot of things right now.

[ Dig! this little bastard ain't moving, no sirree. behind the camera, Tavros makes a disgruntled sort of noise, and some passersby can be heard making commentary and giggling in the background, which... makes Tavros kind of whine a second time. ]

Diglett, you're being rude, a little bit. You don't even have legs, uhh, for being paralyzed. Please move!

[ Dig! (nope.) ]

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[ Maria seems to be concerned with whole other matters than the fact that the Diglett needs to move. ]

Uu-.. that looks fun! Maria wants to try too, uu-uu-!

Uhh, what part of the thing that you're possibly seeing looks like fun, I'm a little bit confused.

[ oh no. it's going to be an uu vs. uhh battle up in here. ]

[ BRING IT ON, TAVROS. Or maybe she should just teach him to uu instead of uhh.. ]

Maria wants to sit in it too! The Diglett looks like he's having fun as well, right?

[ he would he hideously moe. ]

Oh. I guess, yes, since it keeps sort of laughing at me. Sitting in a four-wheel device isn't really all that fun, though, but, uhh, that might just be my opinion that's been formed because of the fact that I have to sit in it all the time.

[ maria will moe-ify you, tavros.. ]

But you could roll anywhere at all, right? Uu-, maybe Maria and Tavros could switch for a day, then we'd both have fun! [ that's not exactly how it works, but she doesn't know.. ]

[ sob ]

It would be fun, possibly, if that were a thing that could be done, but I don't think that really you would enjoy the circumstances which come with being me, uhh, very much.

... Uu-.. [ She frowns a bit. ]

Don't get it. What's so bad about.. the cir-cum-stan-ces that come with being you..?

Well, uhh, there are sort of a lot of them, I guess, but the main thing you would probably find unfun is that the reason for me having the four-wheel device that you want to ride in, uhh, is because I have to have it, because my legs are in a way of being functionally useless.

... Functionally useless..?

[ Your words confuse a little girl, Tavros. ]

Battler is always talking about how everything is useless, but Maria doesn't know what 'functionally useless' is, uu-.

Oh, uh.

[ welp. give him a second to sigh a little bit, although not because he's exasperated with her or anything. ]

It means they don't work, for walking or doing other things that legs usually do.

... Uu-.. Oh no! [ she gasps a little, seeming to realise it now. ]

So you can't walk at all? Uu-, poor kid, poor kid.. It must be sad.

No, not at all, but, I guess it's okay, because I can still sort of do some things that are fun, and also occasionally useful, as long as I have other means of, uhh, mobility.

Like that chair? Maria gets it now, uu-! It's how you get all around Johto, and the Diglett thought it looked like fun so he wanted to try it!

Yes, possibly that is the reason for it being in my four-wheel device, even though, uhh, it's not a correct one. But I guess I could ask the digbeast if it is only having fun, and, uhh, not just trying to be rude.

Maria's sure he's not just trying to be rude! Your Pokémon are your friends after all, right? And friends wouldn't be rude to each other, that's just mean, me-an, uu-!

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