commune | ♉6 - video/action for goldenrod

[ once again (as usual?), Tavros is in distress. the angle of the video is kind of odd, as if it's being taken from the floor, and... that's because it is. Tavros is on the ground, and the camera is pointing at his wheelchair, which should be empty since he's not in it, but... ]

[ WHAT THE HELL. ]

Uhh. Is anyone else seeing the thing that I'm seeing, right now... because I'm a little bit confused about the logistics of this thing that I'm looking at, which is, I guess, this dirt monster that is on my four-wheel device, but, uhh... I don't know how it got there. And it won't go away so that I can get up, so I'm sort of having a problem with a lot of things right now.

[ Dig! this little bastard ain't moving, no sirree. behind the camera, Tavros makes a disgruntled sort of noise, and some passersby can be heard making commentary and giggling in the background, which... makes Tavros kind of whine a second time. ]

Diglett, you're being rude, a little bit. You don't even have legs, uhh, for being paralyzed. Please move!

[ Dig! (nope.) ]

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It makes the opposite of sense, honestly, the more I look at it, and, uhh, I'm still not really sure what to do about it regarding making it vacate my seat.

[ diglett, I mean it! you're ridiculous. ]

I guess you could... pick ... it up? I mean, I THINK? Unless it's like... bursting up through the chair's ... seat... somehow...

_{[seriously, you don't even take up the entire seat! come on diglett, that seat was made in the size of a human butt for a reason!]}

It isn't, at least, I don't think it is, from what I can see. Which actually kind of, uhh, makes it even worse, in my opinion.

[ because seriously, that thing popped up underneath him with such force that it booted him out of his chair, and yet there's no hole. just a Diglett. sitting in dirt. in a chair. ]

... I get this weird feeling that somehow, somewhere, the fabric of space and time is unraveling.

_{[Diglett, stop breaking reality.]}

Yes, perhaps this Diglett is an anomaly, uhh, maybe and hopefully not on such a grand scale as that thing that you said, but I guess that's also possible.

Hopefully not.

... But seriously, that is kinda disturbing.

Uhh, yes, I'm sorry about that, I guess, in retrospect. This is probably a kind of disturbing that I should have kept to myself.

Nah, don't sweat it. I've seen worse in the disturbing department. _{[MUCH worse.]}

I was just... y'know. Mentioning. For the sake of clarification.

[ no really Heather what could possibly be worse than a nonsensical diglett? 8) ]

I think I probably have too, but, uhh, still, it's not a factor that is good for adding things to, I think.

_{[How about a nonsensical Diglett that is pink, the size of a subway train, has tons of teeth, and is.... really, really phallic? Yeah. Heather's really glad that Digletts don't look like that.]}

Yeah, I guess not.

_{[A beat.]}

... Soooo... what're you gonna do about it?

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