commune | ♉6 - video/action for goldenrod

[ once again (as usual?), Tavros is in distress. the angle of the video is kind of odd, as if it's being taken from the floor, and... that's because it is. Tavros is on the ground, and the camera is pointing at his wheelchair, which should be empty since he's not in it, but... ]

[ WHAT THE HELL. ]

Uhh. Is anyone else seeing the thing that I'm seeing, right now... because I'm a little bit confused about the logistics of this thing that I'm looking at, which is, I guess, this dirt monster that is on my four-wheel device, but, uhh... I don't know how it got there. And it won't go away so that I can get up, so I'm sort of having a problem with a lot of things right now.

[ Dig! this little bastard ain't moving, no sirree. behind the camera, Tavros makes a disgruntled sort of noise, and some passersby can be heard making commentary and giggling in the background, which... makes Tavros kind of whine a second time. ]

Diglett, you're being rude, a little bit. You don't even have legs, uhh, for being paralyzed. Please move!

[ Dig! (nope.) ]

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I don't know. I'm very confused, and also a little bit troubled. The more I look at it, uhh, the weirder it gets to being, at a fairly dramatic rate of increase!

[ NOT SCIENCE THAT'S FOR SURE. ]

Y-Yeah. Yeah it does. This is definitely going on the top of my list of "Weird Johto Shit". Because that makes absolutely no sense.

There isn't even, uhh, a hole in the rolly seat, even though I'm mostly pretty sure that it came up... through the bottom... of where sitting usually happens...

[ he kind of has to. roll all over the ground, but the camera sure does not show a hole under that diglett in the seat. ]

I...don't even. [He shakes his head. NOPE. Not going to waste brain power on this. Chalking it up to weirdness and moving on.] Why not just call it back? You know, put it back in the ball? That way you can at least get back in your chair.

It isn't even mine, for putting into the containment capsule! And also, when I tried to throw one at it, it just sort of.. headbutted it, I guess. Or just, uhh, knocked it away with the part of it that is kind of a head. So I guess it doesn't want to go in there.

Wow. Rude. I wonder if that means it's lost. Usually if a pokémon refuses to be captured, that means it belongs to somebody else. Maybe he just needs help finding his trainer! Or her...if it's a girl diglett.

Maybe, yes, that could also be a reason why it's inexplicably here, being, uhh... inexplicable. However, when I asked it if it was someone else's, it just sort of said something I don't think I should repeat, so if it is, they aren't teaching it very good words for saying.

[ B| ]

Heheheh, maybe it's Karkat's. [He knows that it probably isn't, since Karkat isn't here but. He can't help but snigger a little anyway.]

Well, Karkat was the one that said I should try catching it, so, it's probably not his. I'm not sure if, uhh, if even he would say what the dirt monster said, though.

[ it was that bad. ]

...seriously? It was even more foul-mouthed than Karkat?

[HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!]

Yes, possibly, although maybe not as consistently bad, but the things which it said to Vriska right when it sort of tried to eat her hand were of a most derogatory nature, and, I think she would have killed it, uhh, if she heard what I definitely heard.

Oh, I see. Well that's-- wait it tried to do what to Vriska?!

It bit her! She was trying to pet it on its head type of thing, and it attacked her viciously with its teeth that, uhh, I didn't even know it had, actually.

[From the look and sound of things, John had no idea what it had teeth either. Learn something new everyday!]

Is she okay?!

Yes, mostly, it was just a small bite. I think she was mostly more upset about the color of bleeding that happened, if I can be honest, which I sympathize with.

The...color? What do you mean? What did she bleed blue or something?

[Somebody hasn't had the hemospectrum explained to him yet. Oops.]

[ oh no. oh John. ]

No, it was definitely not blue, which is why it was a bad thing! Well, uh, sort of a bad thing, and not a whole big bad thing, really, I guess.

...you lost me.

Oh. Well, see, the color that normally comes out of Vriska would be blue but this time it was red, because of the, uhh, circumstances involving her being a human alien now, which, I guess means they all have red blood, instead of different colors, so, it's just sort of weird to see.

Oh, yeah humans all have red blood. Wait so...trolls have rainbow blood or something? Or do you all bleed blue?

No, uhh... well, it depends on certain things, but, there are lots of different colors. Mine is usually kind of a brown color, and, well I told you Vriska's, and there is also green blood and purple bood and yellow blood too.

So...your text colors are your blood colors then? When you're not human, I mean.

Oh, yes! That's right, uhh, that's a way that they are established, yes.

Huh. Neat! We probably confused you with our text colors at first then, huh?

Well, sort of, yes, I was thinking how unusual those colors are for having.

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