commune: (( an. skit ) tHAT IS NOT RIGHT)
tavros ♉ nitram ([personal profile] commune) wrote2011-10-21 06:23 pm

♉6 - video/action for goldenrod

[ once again (as usual?), Tavros is in distress. the angle of the video is kind of odd, as if it's being taken from the floor, and... that's because it is. Tavros is on the ground, and the camera is pointing at his wheelchair, which should be empty since he's not in it, but... ]



[ WHAT THE HELL. ]

Uhh. Is anyone else seeing the thing that I'm seeing, right now... because I'm a little bit confused about the logistics of this thing that I'm looking at, which is, I guess, this dirt monster that is on my four-wheel device, but, uhh... I don't know how it got there. And it won't go away so that I can get up, so I'm sort of having a problem with a lot of things right now.

[ Dig! this little bastard ain't moving, no sirree. behind the camera, Tavros makes a disgruntled sort of noise, and some passersby can be heard making commentary and giggling in the background, which... makes Tavros kind of whine a second time. ]

Diglett, you're being rude, a little bit. You don't even have legs, uhh, for being paralyzed. Please move!

[ Dig! (nope.) ]

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[identity profile] bullieve.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ Tavros doesn't look up in time to see it, but he sure hears Diglett's verbal response... this is a kid's game! I can't repeat it here! but suffice to say it's quite filthy and Tavros gasps and lifts his head up right as Diglett actually turns and bites Vriska's hand.

who the hell knew Digletts even had mouths? ]


Diglett, no-!

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[identity profile] 8etterl8.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Ow! What the fucking hell!?

[She tries to yank her hand back and it comes away bloody. Now it's her turn to be slightly disturbed at the sight of red blood instead of blue. Then she glares at the Diglett.

Prepare yourself Digbeast.]


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[identity profile] bullieve.livejournal.com 2011-10-28 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ wow, yeah, Tavros is quickly becoming traumatized by this entire situation. and kind of reaching out in slow motion because that's all he can do from the ground. ]

Wait, don't hurt it!

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[identity profile] 8etterl8.livejournal.com 2011-10-28 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Nice try Tavros, but really, not good enough.

She moves to grab the chair and attempts to upend the Diglett.]

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[identity profile] bullieve.livejournal.com 2011-10-28 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ the Diglett holds its ground (heh, get it)! it is also saying variations of its name quite loudly, which to Vriska will sound like DIG DIG DIGLETT DIG LETT LETT DIG but to Tavros sounds more like YOU'RE UGLY AND YOU SMELL YOU BIG FAT HIDEOUS PIECE OF SHIT HUMAN and all he can do about it is put his hands in his face and hope this doesn't get bloodier. ]

Oh noooo.

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[identity profile] 8etterl8.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's shaking the chair, yelling right back at it. You almost wouldn't know that she couldn't understand the damn thing. Eventually though the chair falls out of her clutches and tumbles upside down. She kicks it for good measure.]

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[identity profile] bullieve.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ the Diglett. is still. in the chair. upside down. like it's glued to the thing. sitting completely flipped over on the seat, dirt around it and everything.

Tavros just kind of makes the icon face as he watches all this. ]


How, uhh... how...

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[identity profile] 8etterl8.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhh. Leaning down to look at the damage she must've done and what........?

Then she's looking at Tavros. This is his fault somehow.]


How the hell is it even doing that!? What is wrong with your dirty dirt thing!

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[identity profile] bullieve.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not my dirty dirt thing, it's just a digbeast that came after me and decided to be, uhh, annoying and illogical around me for no reason!

[ oh good, the lady human is yelling at the nolegs boy human. this is most favorable. Diglett joins in with its typical vulgar commentary and after a moment Tavros' face goes bright red. ]

Annoying and illogical and very impolite!

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[identity profile] 8etterl8.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn straight it's illogical! Do you see it!? That's not even possible! What kind of magicry is this!?

[Still yelling at Tavros like this is his fault. Jeeze, why can't you explain away this gravity defying feat you useless thing!]

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[identity profile] bullieve.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ there is TOO MUCH YELLING going on between the two of them. Tavros looks from one to the other and then puts his hands over his ears, eyes clenched shut. ]

I don't know!

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[identity profile] 8etterl8.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Welp, that caught her attention. Way to overreact Toreadork.]

Jegus, calm down.

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[identity profile] bullieve.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ you'd freak out if you heard what the Diglett was saying, too. ]

It's just, it's very loud, you and then the Diglett that is screaming in my head, and, uhh, it would be nice if you would both stop, or at least yell quieter.

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[identity profile] 8etterl8.livejournal.com 2011-10-31 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
You can't yell quiter. The point of yelling is to be looooooooud.

Anyway, why haven't you done anything about it. You're just letting it push you around. What happened to taking control of dumb beasts in situations like this, huh!?
Edited 2011-10-31 06:34 (UTC)

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[identity profile] bullieve.livejournal.com 2011-10-31 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
I tried to, but it just said awful things, and then I tried to catch it and it wouldn't let me, and I tried to battle it with my beasts and it ran away, but then it kept coming back, uhh, and going to the same place and just continuing its mockery regardless of the situation like a very impudent beast!

[ hey look, Tavros might actually be starting to get agitated. ]

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[identity profile] 8etterl8.livejournal.com 2011-10-31 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh good! Agitation is good for you! Or so Vriska would have you believe.]

Impudent little bastard indeed! You shouldn't take that shit!

[And she reaches down to grab a Pokeball from her bag.]

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[identity profile] bullieve.livejournal.com 2011-10-31 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
No, I definitely don't want to be taking that shit, uhh, that you mentioned. Not at all!

[ >8| FUCK YEAH HE IS GETTING PUMPED UP. all the way down there uselessly sprawled on the ground, yep. ]

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[identity profile] 8etterl8.livejournal.com 2011-10-31 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
Damn right! You need to be better than it!

[And enlarging the Pokéball]

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[identity profile] bullieve.livejournal.com 2011-10-31 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Yes! Better than the stupid, rude digbeast!

[ >8||||||||||||

Diglett is watching warily. ]

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[identity profile] 8etterl8.livejournal.com 2011-10-31 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
[GO POKEBALL!!!!!!!!]

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[identity profile] 8etterl8.livejournal.com 2011-10-31 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
Godamnit Tavros! You useless piece of shit! Why are you even a thing that exists! Ugh, sometimes I absolutely cannot stand how fucking absoluting absolutely useless you are!

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[identity profile] bullieve.livejournal.com 2011-10-31 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ GRRRRRRRRRRR...

wait.

huh? ]

[identity profile] bullieve.livejournal.com 2011-10-31 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ !?!?!?! HIS GROOVE, IT'S BEEN COMPLETELY THROWN. and she was being so encouraging-! ]

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