♉6 - video/action for goldenrod

[commune]

[ once again (as usual?), Tavros is in distress. the angle of the video is kind of odd, as if it's being taken from the floor, and... that's because it is. Tavros is on the ground, and the camera is pointing at his wheelchair, which should be empty since he's not in it, but... ]



[ WHAT THE HELL. ]

Uhh. Is anyone else seeing the thing that I'm seeing, right now... because I'm a little bit confused about the logistics of this thing that I'm looking at, which is, I guess, this dirt monster that is on my four-wheel device, but, uhh... I don't know how it got there. And it won't go away so that I can get up, so I'm sort of having a problem with a lot of things right now.

[ Dig! this little bastard ain't moving, no sirree. behind the camera, Tavros makes a disgruntled sort of noise, and some passersby can be heard making commentary and giggling in the background, which... makes Tavros kind of whine a second time. ]

Diglett, you're being rude, a little bit. You don't even have legs, uhh, for being paralyzed. Please move!

[ Dig! (nope.) ]

Comments

[sadisticwarfare.livejournal.com]

[...What is he even looking at.]

[You know, he probably shouldn't be surprised by anything in this world anymore.]

Why don't you simply recall it to its capsule?

[bullieve.livejournal.com]

It doesn't have one, because of the part where it, uhh, isn't mine, and just sort of popped up all of a sudden. But, uhh, I was thinking possibly of trying to capture it so that containment would be a solution that I could employ.

[sadisticwarfare.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a good idea. Though how exactly did it... get up there?

[None of this is making any sense what do.]

[bullieve.livejournal.com]

It just, uhh, I guess essentially it went under my seat and then popped up, sort of like Digletts tend to do, but as to how it went so high, and also how it didn't make a hole, uhh, at the bottom of the sitting part...

[ \6_9/ ]

[sadisticwarfare.livejournal.com]

[...You, sir, have the most round-about way of talking Archer has ever heard. Congratulations?]

That's... That shouldn't be happening. [Well, duh.] Do you have any chimeras-- Pokémon that are capable of defeating it?

[bullieve.livejournal.com]

[ he does. it's just a good thing they're not communicating in text, because that's even worse. ]

I think maybe, uhh, Rufio would be capable of confronting it, but the issue in this case is also that Diglett keeps fleeing whenever that's a thing that happens. The confronting, I mean.