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♉6 - video/action for goldenrod

[ once again (as usual?), Tavros is in distress. the angle of the video is kind of odd, as if it's being taken from the floor, and... that's because it is. Tavros is on the ground, and the camera is pointing at his wheelchair, which should be empty since he's not in it, but... ]

[ WHAT THE HELL. ]

Uhh. Is anyone else seeing the thing that I'm seeing, right now... because I'm a little bit confused about the logistics of this thing that I'm looking at, which is, I guess, this dirt monster that is on my four-wheel device, but, uhh... I don't know how it got there. And it won't go away so that I can get up, so I'm sort of having a problem with a lot of things right now.

[ Dig! this little bastard ain't moving, no sirree. behind the camera, Tavros makes a disgruntled sort of noise, and some passersby can be heard making commentary and giggling in the background, which... makes Tavros kind of whine a second time. ]

Diglett, you're being rude, a little bit. You don't even have legs, uhh, for being paralyzed. Please move!

[ Dig! (nope.) ]

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Probably also the most fucking illogical. I mean, look at that thing. It's hurting my head just thinking about it.

Yes, mine too, and that is definitely not a ground collision hurting that I'm feeling, it is, uhh, a confusion hurting, because there isn't a hole on the seat for which the Diglett could have gone through, or created, but...

[ theeere it is. sitting there being impudent. ]

So just battle it or something. Your Pokémon aren't paralyzed, are they?

Oh, no, they're in pretty decent shape, but they're sort of having difficulties with approaching this most rude of digbeasts, uhh, with the reason being that it keeps fleeing, and then coming back again. To my four-wheel device.

Maybe you should just fuck the wheelchair and ride a Pokémon. Gotta be easier to get around that way, anyway. Terrain around here ain't exactly made for wheels.

Well, I do have my hoofbeast, Rufio, for riding, but he doesn't always appreciate being a device of transportation. He sort of, uhh, is grouchy when he's tired, similar to other individuals that I'm also acquainted with.

[ sigh, why are all the Pokemon around him awful and/or profane. ]

You're right about the terrain, though, because when I was traversing the land uhh, in a manner of speaking, in my four-wheel device, in order to reach Goldenrod, there was an incident involving a hill and the destruction of my previous four-wheel device, which was certifiably not qualified for the manner of movement that I was asking it to do, so, I don't think if I travel again that I'd use one, uh, again.

[ Thoughtfully: ]

If you can ride that Rapidash of mine, you can use her to travel. It's not like I can make any fucking use out of her.

[ a faaaaaint grin... ]

You're still having difficulty taming the hoofbeast?

[ and mildly, because shit, the poor kid deserves a point now and then; Dave's not gonna get on his case for it: ]

Watch it. I'm offering to let you put your ass where my ass once sat. That's a goddamn honour.

[ he is so pleased and it shows but he is doing his very best not to be Ridiculous about it. ]

Hehe, okay, yes, I guess you have a point, so I won't hassle you about the taming of beasts that you can't do, and, uhh, instead, I'll take you up on that offer, and maybe, possibly, ask if she will let you also sit there. If there's room.

[ good boy. ]

Aww, you wanna ride double with me. I can't exactly blame you; who wouldn't want this fair maiden saddled up with them?

Well, I was sort of thinking that since it's your horse creature, that it would be wrong if I just, uhh, commandeered her, so, sharing is probably a nicer thing to do, especially since you're doing a nice thing for me, uh, to start with.

Don't get all Hallmark on me, Wheels. If it'll really make your ladyparts tingle, I guess I won't say no, but it's not like I don't have other options. I've got an Arcanine and a Charizard.

Oh, uhh, no, I wasn't being presumptuous in that way, at least, not intentionally. It's sort of, I guess, just a temporary thing to do for fun, and not a forever thing such as the manner that I am in regarding needing a thing to ride on, in order to get around.

... You know your talking's almost as douchey as your typing? Anyway, come find me whenever; I'm not gonna rescue you from your rogue Diglett. That's just sad.

It's okay, I can handle the rude digbeast on my own. Where, uhh, is the general location that you would be in for finding, when I get around to doing that? An actual place, hopefully, and not the kind of place that results in you not turning up for an entire night, would be a good place to tell me, I think.

[ B| ]

[ Why, Dave has no idea what you're implying, Tavros. ]

The park down the street from the Center.

[ of course he doesn't. Tavros was just imagining his abandonment issues. :| happens all the time. ]

Oh! Okay, that's a fantastic place for being at for finding, because, uhh, I actually know where that one is. I'll go there, once this Diglett has done a thing of submission to me, which is hopefully soon.

I'll be waiting with bated breath and a racing heart, scribbling in my diary about all of these feelings I'm having.

[ Dave blows a kiss and kills the feed.

He'll be sprawled on a bench in the park as promised, beneath a Ninetales who won't even pretend like she's getting up. ]

[ Dave no. what. stop. lALKDSLKDN,

when Tavros shows up, maybe an hour later, he has clearly been through quite some tribulation with the Diglett. his wheelchair is completely busted, but it still rolls, at least, and Tavros himself is kind of a mess, dirt all over his face and noticeable tear streaks through it, and yet he looks pretty darn chipper as he rolls up in his squeaky, wobbly rolly seat.

which might be a little forced. the Diglett is following him at a distance, and he knows it. :| still, there's no toning down his ridiculous pleasure at meeting Dave in person, as evidenced by the tremulous but highly enthusiastic greeting: ]

Uhh, hi! I'm here finally.

[ Dave lifts his head at the sound of the voice, and is lucky (for about the millionth time) that his shades are on, because his eyes go briefly wide. ]

Dude, what the fuck happened to you? Is that Diglett a fucking gladiator or some shit?

[ An orange-ribboned Murkrow descends to perch on the back of the wheelchair. ]

Oh, uhh... a lot of things happened involving the situation with the Diglett, I guess...

[ oh hello featherbeast. turns his head to glance at it, frowning slightly when he spies that Diglett in the background B| ]

Mostly the thing that made things messed up was Vriska, but that's not especially a circumstance that's new for happening.

Yeah, that bitch fucks everything up, the way I hear it.

[ Seppucrow spies the Diglett, too. Things that pop out of the ground? Yes. It's dive-bombing time! ]

[ so zetta dodged. Inexplicable Diglett is having none of this engaging in battle bullshit, so it quickly pops back underground, only to reappear elsewhere again momentarily. this can provide endless hours of entertainment for featherbrains, Tavros just hopes it doesn't pop up under his chair again. ]

Well, I don't know about that, but she definitely agitated the digbeast enough that I had to become extremely stern with it. [ ooo, extremely. ] So, uhh, hopefully it won't do any more bothering for awhile.

[ Seppucrow will be thusly entertained.

Dave finally deigns to sit up, dislodging a disgruntled Ninetales. ]

Seppucrow'll keep it busy.

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