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[ behold, Goldenrod. your new campeador has arrived! Tavros has been on the fly—or, uh, the bull ride—for weeks, with the express purpose of hastening to Goldenrod. of course, the reason this took almost a month and not, y'know, a week or two, is because he got lost. a lot. lost, and held up by wild Pokemon that he had to direct his amazing team of three underleveled Pokemon to battle, with near-disastrous results, and other various paraplegic shenanigans that I would be heartless to describe here, but which may or may not involve the total destruction of his wheelchair somewhere along the way.

so, as grand as it may seem to ride into a big city on the back of a giant hoofbeast, it really becomes less impressive when you take in the weather-beaten and fatigue-stricken appearance of both steed and rider. ]

We did it, Rufio! Unless I'm reading the map wrong, uhh, again, which is a thing that's completely possible, since it happened so many times before, but assuming I'm not, which I don't think I am, for once...

[ his Tauros gives a snort of impatience. Would you get to the point, already? ]

Right, sorry. Anyway, I think this is Goldenrod. It's gotta be, just, based on its appearance, which resembles the descriptions that were given to me, before.

[ clip clop clip clop... clip... clop... Rufio is beginning to slow down. his legs are trembling. Tavros leans down and pats his neck consolingly. ]

It sure is big, isn't it...

[ ...and then he promptly passes out and falls off of his trusty steed sideways, just in time for said trusty steed to collapse over the other way. bull pileup on aisle four. ]

[ ooc: assume replies to responses on the 'gear come after he wakes up \o\ ]

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Woooooooow. You mean that you didnt' intend to publicly humiliate yourself for everyone's entertainment. You could have had me fooled. I think it's a special skill you have.

No, I really didn't, and I don't even know what was that that happened! I just sort of, I guess, fell asleep, it's been awhile since sleeping was a thing that I was doing, uhh, at any given time.

Seriously. You spent our entire session sleeping, and you get here, and don't sleep at all. Greeeeeeeeat job.

[She is less than impressed.]

No, well, I mean, it wasn't never, but I just really wanted to get here, because of there being things here that were important to get to.

[ what he means is he hated traveling alone, so a big city with lots of people to keep him company? awesome. ]

Except, uhh, the problem was that Rufio didn't know where to go, so I had to be awake a lot to tell him what the right way was, based on the map that I was looking at.

Man, am I sad I missed that. I'll bet you and hoofbeast were a riot!

[She shuts the 'gear off a moment after that remark.]

[That's because she's sneaking up behind him, and she doesn't need the video giving her away.

Closer and closer until--]

BOO!

[ oh, well that was kind of a random moment to turn off the feed, why would she do thAHHHHHHHHHHH

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What did you do that for? Besides, uhh, to scare me, which is why that's usually done for, and, is what happened in this situation, which is probably what you were intending to do, even though it was completely unnecessary...

[ ... but after all that babble, and once he stops freaking out, he kind of. smiles???? and then laughs a pathetic, weaksauce little laugh. ]

Heh...

[She about to roll her eyes and get on his case, but when that tiny little laugh comes out she smiles, and punches him, hard, in the shoulder instead.]

Took you long enough to get here stupid.

[ okay, that smarts a little, but he's not such a sissy that he can't take a hit. he just rubs his arm and looks down, still faintly grinning. ]

I don't really know how long I was traveling, uhh, to get here, but it really felt like a long time, such as forever, possibly.

[Eye roll.]

Obviously it didn't take you foreeeeeeeever. If that were true you wouldn't be here now. Oh jeeze, did you even stop to eat at all? I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't.

[AKA she's concerned. But don't tell her that.]

Well, uhh, no, I mean, we had some berries along the way, since that was all that was left after awhile, but there wasn't really anywhere where stopping and eating was a thing that we could do.

[ he pauses to consider, then brightens up a little. ]

There was a person, though, that when I, uhh, had my accident earlier, that you saw, he gave me some water, which was very delicious, and also a food thing, that I ate. And then the nurses, of this establishment, they also gave me things.

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