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[commune]

[ behold, a clutch of eggs all clustered together in front of the camera. Tavros directs from behind, resting the camera on the arm of his wheelchair (so the view drifts around every once in awhile, wobbling and threatening to fall over, but never quite doing so). ]

Hello Johto, again... uhh, today the thing that I have to share is a possible mistake that I seem to have made, although, I guess in this case it's not really a bad mistake? So, I guess, a good mistake that happened due to my negligence. Uhh, see, what happened was that I left my Ditto out, with my other Pokemon, and, I guess something occurred while I was sleeping, because, uh, well...

[ just. lets the view speak for itself as he trails off awkwardly on that one. ]

...anyway, I don't really understand the mechanics of this thing that happened, but the fact of the matter is that there are a lot of eggs here, and I don't think I can take care of them, really, so, um, what I was wondering is if anyone would like to have one? I think I can probably identify them. [ and soon a hand reaches out past the camera, pointing them out. ] There are some from a Rapidash, and I think that one is most likely from the Shelgon that I have, and also those ones are, uhh... oh, I think those are Rufio's, so they would be a Tauros inside? I guess. Oh, and those ones that look sort of weird are most likely baby Mr. Mimes.

[ and a long pause... ]

Those brown ones? I wouldn't recommend them, really, because, I think they belong to a Pokemon that isn't really mine, or technically anybody's, but, they were with my other ones, so, I just sort of grabbed them. They're from a Diglett.

Anyway... uh, yes. So there you have it.

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[comeatmibro]

[ Tauros eggs? Hell yes. ]

Hey, bro! I'll take a Tauros egg off your hands. Whatcha want for it?

[ You won't have to say 'free' twice, trust me. ]

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[commune]

Want?

[ he didn't even think about asking for something. shrugs one shoulder noncommittally. ]

I don't really want anything for them. I was just going to, uhh, give them away to nice homes.

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[comeatmibro]

[ Welp, sounds good to her! ]

Sweet deal! I'll take one, bro. Can you send it to the Azalea Pokémon Center?

[sliceoflaughter]

Eggs?

[HMMMN, her friend she didn't remember had had an egg before he left, didn't he? If such a nice person had one, and this new boy wants people to take care of some...

Pinkie sets the gear on the ground and hops out of frame for a minute or so. Apparently she's been checking out what all those pokemon are, because when she returns, she is super excited.]

Wow! They have unicorns here? That's totally cool! Do you think I could have one of the unicorn eggs? Which, by the way, I didn't know unicorns came from eggs! I just thought birds and snakes and gators and fish and stuff hatched out of those things.

[commune]

Yes! They are called Rapidash, which come from Ponyta when they evolve...

[ he'll go ahead and just point the camera at Lauryn, his noble steed in question. ]

See, like this one? I guess all Pokemon beasts come from these kinds of eggs.

i'm sorry for this tag, it's kind of rambly. o_o;

[sliceoflaughter]

[She's kind of, like, literally buzzing in excitement.]

Wow! That sure is a pretty unicorn you got there. Hi there, Miss!

[Once Pinkie is done waving at the pokemon, she returns her attention to Tavros because what. It's neat, of course, but... Still, WHAT.]

They all come from eggs? That's so weird! [She giggles, proving that this comment is all in goodnatured conversation.] I wonder why that is...

BUT, UHMN. You said you were looking for people to look after some of them, right?

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[su6tlecoruscate]

How long did you leave them for?

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[commune]

Just for... well, uhh, I guess it was a day, since I didn't really check on them, because, I was out doing other things.

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[subtlecoruscate]

[Wow...] They breed quickly.

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[breedslilacs]

That's quite the collection you have their, Tavros. How long did you leave them alone for exactly?

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[commune]

It was sort of like a day? Uh, a few days ago, I think. Or maybe there was more than one instance and I just forgot...

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[breedslilacs]

Either way, it certainly seems as though your Pokemon do not mind each others' company.

[[Don't mind her as she gives the collection some thought.]]

I don't suppose you are still in need of help in relieving you of these little ones, are you?

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[bibliomaniac]

[ Whoa, look at those Pokémon.

Wait what wait a moment— ]

P-pokémon come from eggs?!

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[commune]

[ surprise!! ]

Oh, hehe, yes, it seems that's the case, even for the types of Pokemon that wouldn't, uhh, seem like they would be the kind to come out of a shell capsule.

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[bibliomaniac]

Shell... capsule? Um, don't you mean an egg? [ Eggs are what they're talking about, right? ]

[used_realtears]

[Nobita is curious about those "non-recommended" eggs.]

What's so bad about Digletts?

[commune]

Well... I'm sure that Digletts themselves are fine, but, the digbeast that this particular set of eggs came from, I think, is a downright terrible one!

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[8etterl8]

[She had been kind of laughing at the whole situation. Poooooooor Tavros, stuck with a bunch of Pokébeast offspring. But that last part gets her.]

That stupid Digbeat had eggs?

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[commune]

Yes, I think it most likely did! And if the situation is that it made the eggs with my Ditto, then, I am absolutely offended and disgusted by this development.

[ B| gross. ]

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[broomwithaview]

[someone went ahead and showed Kiki the marvels of technology! She's therefore using the video option to stare wide-eyed at the clutches.]

That's a lot of eggs. All that from one pokemon?

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[commune]

[ oh good! the nice-sounding girl is a nice-looking human girl as well, this is reassuring. ]

Well, sort of, in that they are half from one and then half from a bunch of different other ones...

[meatysoviet]

[You mentioned free stuff Tavros, you have his interest.]

If you have free monsters will be happy to take one off hands.

... Will take one that is not brown one.

[commune]

Sure, that would be okay... uhh, but there are a couple of ones that are not the brown color? The Rapidash ones, and also the baby Mr. Mime ones, those are also not brown.

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[ghostdrives]

[She doesn't quite understand the nuances of breeding, or even what the hell a Ditto is and what it does to other Pokemon, but she can accept the egg thing. It sounds normal enough to her.]

You're just giving them away?

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[commune]

[ nods!! ]

I don't really know how to sell things properly, and, uhh, fairly, so, I thought it would just be easier and also nicer to let them go and not ask for anything in return.